But rather than take in this feedback and evolve the show into something better, … about how cool 'Nam is? Excuse me, Peter, 00:19:27,506 --> 00:19:29,406 - ♪ Let his son die ♪ ♪ The number, not "also" ♪, 375 than your five Scotch breakfast? No, you are not! Premiering in 1952 as a recurring sketch in the popular Dow Chemical Follies, Family Guy has survived cancellations, two assassination attempts, and a pretty good ribbing by those South Park guys. - Murderer! 314 Just working day after day, I'm exhausted, and I miss my family. No son of mine is gonna be drinking a five Scotch breakfast. I said put your duffel bag right there! - Yes, sir. This TV is awesome! Look up detailed episode guides, pop culture and references revealed, Family Guy Fun, and much more! Right, kids? Someone! 00:17:10,013 --> 00:17:13,281 How's the soil, Professor Knockers? - I just want to talk. That "There's something Shut up, Joe! Why not, Dad? 00:17:55,058 --> 00:17:57,592 What?! Our top story this evening, songsmith Elvis Presley will be appearing on The Ed Sullivan Show this Sunday night on that never-gonna-last fad called television. Why don't I just get a job to help pay for it? 'Family Guy' Through the Years. I know you enjoy staring, like, 3,000 feet out into dead space, but you got any good stories I could tell him about how cool 'Nam is? 00:18:01,865 --> 00:18:03,539 PETER (IN DISTANCE): Chris! It's good to have you back from the war in one piece, Quagmire. 00:04:04,459 --> 00:04:05,992 291 before something bad happens. You didn't hear the songs I heard! Family Guy S16E16 Through the Years Family Guy S16E16 Family Guy. 85 306: 17 "Switch the Flip" Mike Kim so the resistance wasn't quite as stiff. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. ♪ My name's not Chris, it's Peter ♪, 369 Browse more videos. 00:17:57,627 --> 00:17:59,928 is gonna be drinking I got to get him out to there. while I was visiting a whorehouse. deep into the jungle. and give our soldiers You weren't there! 00:20:11,217 --> 00:20:14,718 'Cause the thing is, Chris, drugs turn you into someone you're not. Sorry, Chris, we don't got the money. Okay, you're threatening to punch me so hard I'm gonna fly to the moon? What's the matter with you?! I don't want to go to work in soft underpants like some Nancy boy; I want to go to work like this. 00:18:46,499 --> 00:18:50,601 389 Directed by Pete Michels, James Purdum, Peter Shin. back on the plane. 347 ♪ Locked in a cage ♪, 384 251 but you got any good stories Lois is the name of his wife. Sort. No son of mine. And when you hear Mr. (LIGHT JINGLE PLAYING) Post Raisin Bran Made with raisins, which are grapes that have been dried In the sun for a long period of time And bran The hard outer layers of cereal grain Along with germ It is an integral part of whole grains Post Raisin Bran. Can we get a television set? Instead of eating in another room and talking, what if we bring the food out here and never talk again? 00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:07,177 Hey, why is Pete Townshend taking pictures of you? Family Guy Fun. It's why it's the playground favorite. I spent our entire savings building that stupid fallout shelter we never get to use. What's "knuckle-dunk"? Welcome home, Quagmire! 228 Help! Oh, I know war, my friend. 233 221 I'm staying here and smoking dope. We got some time before Elvis. how bad it is over there. 22:12. 363 the war in one piece, Quagmire. We lost a lot of good men. 00:20:43,512 --> 00:20:46,473 ("A FIFTH OF BEETHOVEN" BY WALTER MURPHY PLAYING) (PEOPLE GRUNTING) Yeah, we'll have a round of beers for the table. Family Guy - Season 16: Family Guy' Through The Years - FAMILY GUY is reimagined as a series that’s been on the air for 60 years and, in a special retrospective, it looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled on the show in the 1950s, ’60s and ’70s. - Dad, what are you doing here? Night at the Museum. God, there's nothing on. 00:17:46,550 --> 00:17:49,050 But you know what? Like-like it's funny to hit me so violently my body will fly out of the atmosphere? No son of mine. And introducing Doodles Weaver as Brian the Dog. and as a blue collar TV dad, any time I was in a helicopter. Tonight, I bring you a special report. 215 He'll be here in ten minutes. 00:19:31,677 --> 00:19:33,577 00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:21,322 Why not, Dad? 00:11:14,389 --> 00:11:16,989 I'd hear that song - Thanks, Mr. Brady. is gonna be drinking And I hope the exhibits here at The Museum of Television & Radio don't come to life like Night at the Museum. your collars on the way in. 340 330 Of course, son. because I called one of the band guys a bad name. But sorry, there's no newspaper. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. I'll have my regular breakfast and the newspaper, please. - Sumner. 00:11:48,356 --> 00:11:49,922 00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:16,609 Family Guy site! - Fence. It is maintained by a Family Guy fan. - Capo. You can keep your job so we can afford this thing. Directed by Dominic Bianchi, James Purdum, Julius Wu. I know you enjoy staring, like, Family Guy Season 6 Episode 7 Quotes. the way we'd always fought wars. 252 They're kind of sharp. 236 00:13:05,266 --> 00:13:07,199 00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:08,476 - Hey, Peter! Besides, I won't be around to work. 342 SINGERS: Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale - There we go. On Family Guy Season 16 Episode 16, the show is reimagined in a special retrospective taking us through the 50s, 60s and 70s. - All right. And now a word from our sponsor: Fred Trump Apartments. 339 And now a word from our sponsor: Fred Trump Apartments. Premiering in 1952 as a recurring sketch in the popular Dow Chemical Follies, Family Guy has survived cancellations, two assassination attempts, and a pretty good ribbing by those South Park guys. Chris went to Woodstock? 00:17:27,898 --> 00:17:30,231 Permalink: For 60 years, Sundays have meant God, football and Family Guy… Peter, you can't send Chris to Vietnam. on the walk home. 326 00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:26,708 Get DIRECTV 1 … We were trying to fight the war our way. 00:17:41,845 --> 00:17:44,379 Chris, you are going to Vietnam and doing your duty, like Quagmire did. ♪ Stop, halt ♪, 368 [3] The opening of the 1973 … Oh, Lord, that's horrible! 00:17:50,787 --> 00:17:53,087 00:18:10,738 --> 00:18:12,592 00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:01,009 - (FILM PROJECTOR RATTLING) - (DESCENDING WHISTLE) (EXPLOSION) (STILTED): This factory has been beset by women. 323 00:20:58,368 --> 00:21:00,733 Oh, good to see you back safely, Glenn. 229 307 Boy, even in the '50s, you're a scumbag. You two were the only ones in the Apple Dumpling Gang! 232 - ♪ Let his son die ♪ 217 00:20:18,224 --> 00:20:19,690 359 Hey, I just realized. Okay, I'm off to do my paper route. 00:19:05,251 --> 00:19:07,151 You two were the only ones - Oh, that's great news, Peter. - Sumner. 00:18:19,138 --> 00:18:20,538 - Raisin Bran? 1 Introduction and opening notes 2 November 11, 1956 "Pilot" 3 August 17, 1969 4 March 11, 1973 5 Outro and closing notes Among the television shows featured in the background during Peter's introduction are images of Gilligan's Island, Lassie, I Dream of Jeannie, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Star Trek, I Love Lucy, The Jeffersons, The Twilight Zone, Cheers, The Lone … Peter, you can't send Chris to Vietnam. 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,511 - This is Peter, - (LIGHT ORCHESTRA MUSIC PLAYING) breadwinner and head of household. 22 Apr 2018. Family Guy has been on for many seasons and has even been cancelled a few times! A page for describing Recap: Family Guy S 16 E 16 Family Guy Through The Years. No son of mine drink anything but rice wine. 00:12:56,524 --> 00:12:59,492 ED SULLIVAN: Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis Presley. - Um, y-yeah. 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:45,656 Good morning, family. 00:20:48,636 --> 00:20:50,561 Well, that's all we got tonight. 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,880 By the way, Chris and Raisin Bran are at Raisin Bran practice. So, if you see news reports about a Roy Mitchell from three towns over who was accused of all sorts of nonsense and left in a hurry, it's got nothing to do with me, because, again, I'm Herbert. 308 00:11:25,567 --> 00:11:28,568 Okay, you're threatening to punch me so hard I'm gonna fly to the moon? than your three martini lunch? 00:19:49,895 --> 00:19:54,298 Tim Conway was sleeping with half the Apple Dumpling Gang. Along with germ, it is an integral part of whole grains. He was a big drinker. 356 243 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,745 - Mr. Brady? some other song you heard. The only reason I wanted to work was to make this for you. When he met the real Jackie Chan, he started assuming every member of his White family was a Caucasian actor. (SOBBING) So, Quagmire, Chris is shipping out tomorrow morning, and he's pretty nervous. 00:11:23,031 --> 00:11:25,531 355 00:11:30,471 --> 00:11:34,040 Then you can grow up like a man, like track and field star Bruce Jenner, the greatest man in the world. Hell I didn't! Yeah, there was. 00:11:37,612 --> 00:11:40,479 [For a complete script, see: ""Family Guy" Through the Years" at the Transcripts Wiki] Peter : For 60 years, Sunday has met God, Football, and Family Guy , … Our top story this evening, songsmith Elvis Presley will be appearing on The Ed Sullivan Show this Sunday night on that never-gonna-last fad called television. Cleveland, did you know about this? Then you can grow up like a man, like track and field star Bruce Jenner, the greatest man in the world. Elvis is on. ♪ Let my son die ♪, 376 ♪ Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale ♪. you're really just telling them, 222 Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there. 00:11:06,381 --> 00:11:08,781 Meg, the eldest child, is a social outcast, and teenage Chris is awkward and clueless when it … You don't know! 00:20:14,754 --> 00:20:18,188 But what they don't prepare you for, 329 Why not, Dad? 00:18:22,842 --> 00:18:24,708 - Yes, sir. Shut up, Joe! 00:15:26,743 --> 00:15:30,045 Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there. Please visit the official site for Family Guy. Storyboarders: Annemarie Brown, Dante Leandado, Brinson Thieme. 337 "To the moon"? Chris Griffin, you are grounded. 286 338 We don't trust just any cigarette for our children. Boy, these commercials go by fast. - I didn't think this through. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. - (BELL RINGS) - ANNOUNCER: Raleigh Kids Cigarettes is happy to bring you Family Guy, the story of an American family named the Griffins. 00:20:55,265 --> 00:20:58,367 When you eat Raisin Bran, it fills your stomach and keeps you from feeling the sensation of hunger. - ♪ His son, not him ♪ Yeah, just be careful with 00:16:13,323 --> 00:16:15,623 - Hey, show some respect. Hi, I'm Peter Griffin, and I'm here at The Museum of Television & Radio to commemorate Family Guy becoming the longest-running show in television history. " Family Guy is an American animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane for the Fox Broadcasting Company that premiered on January 31, 1999. This is what we were making on the line. 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